It's Christmas and Vince is in love, but he can't find the courage or words to speak to Donna Edwards, the object of his affection. Donna is a final year English student, and an expert in poetry. In an attempt to impress Donna, Vince tells her that he's an Oxbridge professor who is working at Spatz as part of a research project. The plan backfires, however, when Donna asks him to give her and her friends a lecture on 'Tintern Abbey' by Wordsworth. Meanwhile, the Christmas spirit is eluding Ka ...[Read Story ]