[Reese wants to get his learner's permit]
Hal:
Reese surrounded by 6,000 pounds of steel and 20 gallons of explosive fuel. It's like giving a shark a submachine gun.
Malcolm:
Why do we have to get dressed up for Reese's court date?
Lois:
So the judge will see that he comes from a good family who loves him.
Dewey:
Why aren't they trying him as an adult?
Teen:
I can't believe I have to be in the same car as a low life like you!
Reese:
Oh, I'm a low-life? You're the one that spends everyday at lunch sucking on a straw that's been under my armpit.