Konrad:
I can use one honest lawyer, but don't overdo it.
Konrad:
When I'm full of Dutch courage, I behave very Frenchly.
Dr. Schultz:
I see... and what is it you're looking for, Mr. Schlipkohl?
Schlapkohl:
Schlapkohl. Usherettes! To show the customers to their seats. They wear gorgeous uniforms, I designed them myself. A big hussar's hat, a little cloak, and pants with...
Dr. Schultz:
Pants?
Schlapkohl:
...with stripes. Very effective.
Dr. Schultz:
I dare say. The, uh, the pants, I mean, they're not too tight?
Schlapkohl:
That depends entirely on the girls, the pants are all the same size.
Dr. Schultz:
Would you like to be an usherette, Luisa?
Luisa:
Oh, yes, ma'am.
Dr. Schultz:
Do you know what an usherette is?
Luisa:
N-n-no, ma'am.
Dr. Sporum:
Never let it be said that a Sporum ever refused the request of a Ginglebusher.
Luisa:
[In an energetic telling of a fairy tale for the other orphans] Wampa wampa, Wumpa wumpa, Eenie meenie minie mo; Sweet and faithful Rosalinda, Take me where I want to go.
Version of
I'll Be Yours (1947)
Fee, Die (1969) (TV)