Billy Connolly:
He was an interesting character, Hadrian was. He had a husband and a wife. And he built this enormous wall. I'd never thought of him as a gay bricklayer before.
Billy Connolly:
[about Jeffrey Dahmer, the serial killer] You know, Jeffrey could have been a visionary. I'm not saying cannibalism's the answer, I'm not urging you to do it, just... think about it.