Max Keller:
Don't worry, I won't leave this bar through the window.
Max Keller:
Hi, I'm Max Keller.
Truck Driver:
I thought you died on me. You haven't moved for an hour.
John Peter McAllister:
A warrior in 16th-century Japan sat under an icy waterfall... with his arms above his head like this,
[raises his arms above his head]
John Peter McAllister:
without moving, for 86 hours.
Truck Driver:
Why'd he do that?
John Peter McAllister:
I can't imagine.
Truck Driver:
Yeah, well I say you didn't move at all.
John Peter McAllister:
Slow heartbeat. Close the door on the senses... and listen to the silence.
Truck Driver:
You must be a lot of laughs at a party.
Revealing mistakes: The roof of the bar begins to collapse before the Master kicks it.
Continuity: When Okasa throws a shuriken to the Master, a guard is clearly standing behind him with a gun pointed at him. After the shot of Okasa ducking away, we cut back to the Master but the guard is no longer there.
Featured in
"Mystery Science Theater 3000: Master Ninja I (#4.22)" (1992)
- Master Ninja I (aka 'The Master') is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.
"Mystery Science Theater 3000: Master Ninja II (#4.24)" (1992)
- Master Ninja II (aka 'The Master') is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.