Dorothy:
Where the fuck is the yellow brick road?
Tin Man:
Well why did you give him the map? You know he doesn't even have a brain!
[Dorothy begins singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"]
Cowardly Lion:
Don't you even fucking start!
Dorothy Gale:
All we've got to do is follow the yellow brick road. Where the fuck is the yellow brick road?
Dorothy Gale:
I want to apologize to the Lion's mom and to the tin man's mom and to the scarecrow's mom. To Auntie Em and Toto. I want to apologize because I can't get the lens off "zoom"!
Dorothy Gale:
Come up here, quick!
Scarecrow:
What? What is it?
[They find hanging stick men from The Blair Witch Project]
Scarecrow:
Oh, that's not so scary.
Scarecrow:
Are you sure you don't have the map?
Dorothy Gale:
Yes, I don't have the map.
Scarecrow:
Dorothy, that is so not cool.
Dorothy Gale:
I know it's not cool.
Scarecrow:
Dorothy, that is so not cool.
Dorothy Gale:
I know it's not cool.
Scarecrow:
Dorothy, that is so not cool.
Dorothy Gale:
I know it's not cool.
Scarecrow:
Dorothy, that is so not cool.
Dorothy Gale:
I know it's not cool.
Spoofs
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
The Blair Witch Project (1999)