A comedy that spoofs the story of an out-of-luck coach, who takes a rag-tag bunch of college misfits and drives them towards the football championships. In the process, of course, this life-long loser discovers that he is a winner after all.
Cesar Rodriguez:
Decide now! Are you with them, or are you with us.
[draws revolver]
Don Carlos Bernardo:
Is that gun loaded?
Cesar Rodriguez:
Of course.
Don Carlos Bernardo:
I am with us.
Mr. Dick Lucas:
[Mr. Humphries waltzes into the airport in a pink outfit] Oh blimey, it''s the sugar plum fairy!
Mr. Ernest Grainger:
[discussing local custom of singing a song to let others know you are using the bathroom, because the only lock is on the outside] Many more dinners like that, and I shall have to learn a longer song.
Captain Stephen Peacock:
I had a bit of bad news yesterday. Mrs. Peacock won''t be accompanying us.
Miss Shirley Brahms:
Oh yes?
Captain Stephen Peacock:
Two lonely persons thrown together on a foreign shore. It could be quite romantic. We''ll have to watch it, won''t we?
Miss Shirley Brahms:
Well, I intend on going to the discoes every night, so you''ll have to watch it on your own.
Don Carlos Bernardo:
The goblet of honor for the lady with a beautiful body.
Miss Shirley Brahms:
Thank you!
[Don Carlos Bernado places the glass in front of Mrs. Slocombe]
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold:
[the staff just arrived at the hotel] Ring the bell, Peacock.
Captain Stephen Peacock:
I hope you''re not going to keep ordering me around. We are on holiday.
Mr. Cuthbert Rumbold:
I''m sorry. Ring the bell, Stephen.
Miss Shirley Brahms:
[Conchita has entered, thinking she is in Mr. Humphries'' tent] . Ah! Who are you?
Conchita:
I am Conchita. Where is Mr. Humphries? I want to sleep with him. He will make me happy.
Miss Shirley Brahms:
You''ll be lucky.
Conchita:
Follow me, please.
[bends down to pick up luggage, and dress rides up so underwear saying "Ole!" is exposed]
Captain Stephen Peacock:
Yes, I look forward to seeing the pantyhoses, er, pentyhouses.
Don Carlos Bernardo:
Ah.
[snaps his fingers]
Don Carlos Bernardo:
Of course. Tentyhouses! Oh, my English spelling is so bad. Whenever I''m wanting ''T'' I''m having a ''P''.
Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries:
Remind me to stick to coffee.
Spin off from
"Are You Being Served?" (1972)
References
The Guns of Navarone (1961)