Meet Walter (Chris 'Turnip' Simmons) a lonely pathetic little wretch whose only two ambitions in life are to be good at something, ANYTHING, and to find the girl of his dreams. Unfortunately, success can seem a distant dream when his slovenly roommate Dave (Steven 'Flyboy' Tracy) walks all over him and never pays his share of his rent or when Walter's low self-esteem keeps him from seeing the love right under his nose, Ann (Lindsy Husak). However, in a world where Charles Manson (Jeff 'Cheese ...[Read Story ]