Charlotte is getting sexually desperate after a 'dry' honeymoon in the Bermudas, so she literally measures Treys unknowing nocturnal erection. Meanwhile Carrie, one of whose columns got the interest of a small Hollywood production company, takes the other girls along to LA, which appeals to them as an escape from their New York sorrows. Yet Miranda finds that men there also prefer more direct women, Sam picks up a 'perfect girth' dildo-model and Carrie can't get over loosing Aidan.