Salt:
You are frightened of the night?
Randy:
Baloney!
Salt:
You are frightened of baloney?
Candy:
I'm gonna be like everybody else! I'm gonna make friends! I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna wear make-up, I'm gonna go out with boys, I'm gonna sleep with truck drivers and get crabs, and I'm gonna finally get to use my diaphragm!
Randy:
Hey Sandy, want some candy?
Sandy:
Some candy'd be dandy.
Randy:
Hey Candy, want some candy?
Candy:
No candy for me, Randy.
Andy Jackson:
Aw, come on, Candy, have some candy.
Candy:
I said no candy, Andy.
Andy Jackson:
Okay, Candy. I'll have some candy, Randy.
Randy:
Okay, Randy. I'll give you Candy's candy.
Andy Jackson:
Can I also have Mandy's candy?
Sandy:
No, Randy! Don't give Andy Mandy's candy! Give him the candy that's handy!
Randy:
All right, Sandy. So, Andy, what's your favorite candy?
Andy Jackson:
Mints.
Sgt. Reginald Cooper:
[addressing his assistant] Driddle! Driddle...Driddle, change your name.
Johnson:
It's now Johnson, sir.
[At a crime scene where five cheerleaders have been turned into a "human shish-kebob"]
Photographer:
This must be the act of a maniac.
Reporter:
Either that, or a very large chef.
Spoofs
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
The Wolf Man (1941)
Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1956)
Psycho (1960)
Jaws (1975)
Carrie (1976)
Friday the 13th (1980)
The Shining (1980)
Dressed to Kill (1980)