Corky:
I never thought I'd live to see the day that an FBI agent would be peddling smack.
Agent Brick Davis:
Don't act so surprised. J. Edgar Hoover used to wear a dress.
Corky:
Just tell me why, Brick.
Agent Brick Davis:
I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy.
Corky:
Not Hoover, You.
Leo:
Who's this guy?
Corky:
That's Brick Davis
Peter:
Is he the guy with the muscular thighs and the nice tan?
[All look at him]
Peter:
What?
[after setting off an airport metal detector]
Corky:
I'm just a little wired.
[Nervous chuckle]
Corky:
Ahh, I'm mean wired as in jumpy, not as in there's a concealed wire in my crotch.
Corky:
Hey fellas. I was just wondering if you could sell me some heroin and then maybe we can go out and commit some hate crimes.
Corky:
I should buy a boat.
Corky:
You guys want some cookies?
Corky:
It's funny 'cause it's true.
Francis A. 'Pops' Romano:
Come here, you fricken retard.
Peter:
[to paulie] Oh yeah, at least I can read the labels you illiterate mook.
Corky:
Howdy.
Skinhead:
[holds up gun] Whadya want bitch?
Corky:
I was wondering if I could purchase some heroin and then we could go out and do some hate crimes and stuff.
[skinhead rips off Corky's shirt reveiling his wire]
Corky:
Ahhhhh.
Peter:
I don't have time for horse shit.
Agent Brick Davis:
You do speak Manderain, don't you?
Corky:
Oh yes. I just didn't understand your accent. See, I was taught by an up scale family, su su sudio.
Agent Brick Davis:
Hey Nash Bridges, you left the safety on.
Howard Shuster:
That Mr. Shuster to you.
Agent Brick Davis:
Oh what? I can't call you Howard because I'm not a member of the groovy tie squad?
Paulie Romano:
Get me a cup of the chocolate chuck there.
Ice Cream Vendor:
Sir all of our flavors are on that sign there.
Paulie Romano:
Oh, then just get me a cup of the pistachio.
Peter:
Paulie, come on already.
Paulie Romano:
Shut up.
[back to ice cream vendor]
Paulie Romano:
Okay just get me the rum raisin then.
Ice Cream Vendor:
The sign.
Paulie Romano:
What are you lookin' at, huh? You suck. You suck suck suck.
Boy with Mouse:
Can you help my mouse. I think hes sick.
Tony:
Sure. I make him good as new.
[Throws out dead mouse and puts in a new one]
Tony:
Here ya go kid. He just needed a new liver.
Boy with Mouse:
How much?
Tony:
How much you got?
Doublestuff:
That's a good little bitch.
Corky:
[to dog] Gimme the coke. Gimme the cocaine boy.
Dexter, Computer Hacker:
What should his name be?
Peter:
I don't care what you call him pissant. Just get it done.
Corky:
Oh, for my résumé I'm really good with animals.
Leo:
The family needs you!
Continuity: Russo's water disappears and reappears between shots at the debriefing.
Continuity: Position of the police dog's water dish just before it grabs the cocaine.
Continuity: Orientation of skinhead's gun when holding it at Corky. When looking from the skinhead's view the gun is sideways, but from Corky's view the gun is upright.
Continuity: Corky is at his father's house and is talking to his brother Paulie in the doorway, but when Corky notices his father in bed and rushes over to him, Paulie's standing next to the bed, instead of the doorway.
Audio/visual unsynchronized: When Corky is being searched, we see the searcher from behind and to the right of Corky as Corky speaks. Although Corky has stopped laughing and is saying something, it is clear that the shot is taken from when he is laughing because of the position of his mouth.
Miscellaneous: In the scene with Corky driving his car for the first time, he sharply turns his steering wheel but the car doesn't change direction.
Continuity: When Corky is in the doorway and sees his father, the shot shows him kneeling down, putting his suitcase down, but in the very next shot, from the other side of his fathers bed, he still has the suitcase in his hand, which he puts down next to the bed again.
References
Black Beauty (1921/I)
"Danger Man" (1964)
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) (TV)
"MisteRogers' Neighborhood" (1968)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
The Princess Bride (1987)
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
"Nash Bridges" (1996)
Divas Live: An Honors Concert for VH1 Save the Music (1998) (TV)
The Other Sister (1999)
Spoofs
Men in Black (1997)