Two best friends become rivals when they schedule their respective weddings on the same day.
King Vidiot:
[Opens french window and climbs in]
Joseph Rutter:
What are you doing here?
King Vidiot:
You said to come.
Joseph Rutter:
To my office, I meant...
King Vidiot:
Don''''''''t like offices.
Joseph Rutter:
So why didn''''''''t you come through the door instead of the window?
King Vidiot:
Don''''''''t like doors.
Joseph Rutter:
Well, come in. Take a seat.
King Vidiot:
Don''''''''t like seats.
Joseph Rutter:
If you''''''''re half the man I think you are, ...
King Vidiot:
Oh I am, Mr Rutter, I am half the man you think I am!
Joseph Rutter:
I think we have something in common.
King Vidiot:
So you like to hang around in public lavatories as well?!