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The school's name is Clyde C. Crashcup Elementary School.
[Alvin, Simon, and Theodore wake up their neighbor]
Neighbor:
Hey! Who's out there? I've got a lemon zester and I'm not afraid to use it!
Dave:
So let me get this straight, all of this happened over a game of tic-tac-toe?
Alvin:
Yeah, well... we're using the European rules. Gets awfully rough.
Brittney:
I don't get it, Theodore was always the sweet one.
Simon:
What about me?
Brittney:
You're the smart one.
Alvin:
And me?
Brittney:
[Scoffs] You're the *other* one.
[Mr. Rochelle has been complaining about Theodore's acting]
Miss Milliken:
You're forgetting that we're doing this to improve his self-esteem.
[Mr. Rochelle starts to cry]
Mr. Rochelle:
What about MY self-esteem, sister? I will be the laughing stock of the Elementary School Theater Directors Bowling League!
Alvin:
There's something creepy about Mr. Talbot.
Simon:
I'm sure he says the same thing about you.
Simon:
Theodore, since when don't you like avocadoes?
Theodore:
Since Nathan's been stealing my lunch. He hates them.
Simon:
Silly me. You wouldn't want to offend your attacker.
Madame Zaya:
You must be 18 to call, but don't worry we don't ask!
Principal Milliken:
Besides, I'm about to take early retirement. Oooh! Lucky me! Alvin'll be somebody else's problem!
Dave:
You're retiring? Why, you don't look a day over 50.
Principal Milliken:
I'm 31!
Dave:
Ooops. Heh.
Principal Milliken:
This is what having Alvin for a student has done to me! However, now that you're here, it's Theoodre that I'm worried about.
Follows
"The Alvin Show" (1961)
"Alvin & the Chipmunks" (1983)
Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Frankenstein (1999) (V)